The Kingdom of Huldregard is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 12.381 billion Huldregardians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. The average income tax rate is 11.8%.

The Huldregardian economy, worth 662 trillion crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 53,528 crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents, and Huldregard's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force. Huldregard's national animal is the elk, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Huldregard is ranked 77,021^st in the world and 53^rd in New Europe for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 47,211.79 Standard Monetary Units.