The Republic of HumanFertilizer is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its unlimited-speed roads, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, devout population of 8.511 billion HumanFertilizerians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 62.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving HumanFertilizerian economy, worth 663 trillion tacoes a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 78,008 tacoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Several inches are being added to first class seating, Leader can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids, Leader is called 'Patches' at international summits, and tardiness has increased after carpooling was classified as a criminal offense. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HumanFertilizer's national animal is the frog.

HumanFertilizer is ranked 72,918^th in the world and 1,857^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.63 law-abiding acts per hour.