The Happy Warrior Colony of Hur Lendis is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Esteemed Federal Council Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its lack of airports, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 17.831 billion Hur Lendisians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fight Club City. The average income tax rate is 52.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Hur Lendisian economy, worth 809 trillion lens a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,424 lens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, gambling is outlawed, mollycoddled youths run the country, and lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hur Lendis's national animal is the ostrich, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hur Lendis is ranked 113,553^rd in the world and 5^th in Fifth Wall for Most Developed, scoring 58.92 on the Human Development Index.