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The United Arab Kingdom of Huzzahs

“Veni, Vidi, Vici!” Faris

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: New United Kingdom of Albion

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Huzzahs

Population10.472 billion

CapitalMecca
LeaderFaris
FaithIslam

CurrencyDinar
AnimalLion

The United Arab Kingdom of Huzzahs is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Faris with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.472 billion Huzzahsians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mecca. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Huzzahsian economy, worth a remarkable 4,481 trillion Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 427,978 Dinars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,706,213 per year while the poor average 28,247, a ratio of 95.8 to 1.

No cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal, and the aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by Huzzahsians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Huzzahs's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islam.

Huzzahs is ranked 5,761st in the world and 2nd in New United Kingdom of Albion for Most Developed, scoring 93.82 on the Human Development Index.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 298thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,006thHighest Average Incomes: 1,007thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,339thLargest Mining Sector: 1,348thMost Patriotic: 1,368thMost Efficient Economies: 1,486thLargest Retail Industry: 1,657thMost Armed: 1,734thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,800thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,877thLargest Black Market: 1,888thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,889thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,087thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,206thLargest Governments: 2,259thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,348thLowest Crime Rates: 2,410thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,516thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,622ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,729thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,734thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,172ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,828thRudest Citizens: 4,346thMost Devout: 4,583rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,242ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,312thHighest Economic Output: 5,417thMost Developed: 5,761stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,193rdSmartest Citizens: 6,537thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,312thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,431stLargest Publishing Industry: 8,451stMost Influential: 9,753rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,278thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 19,543rdHealthiest Citizens: 19,965thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 21,204thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 27,772nd
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Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the region

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