The State of Ibu Kota is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.128 billion Ibu Kotans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The very strong Ibu Kotan economy, worth 613 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 60,572 betales, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and Ibu Kota has designated Westminster as its capital city. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ibu Kota's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Ibu Kota is ranked 151,659^th in the world and 420^th in Ancient Lands for Most Primitive, scoring -54.77 on the Scary Big Number Scale.