The Rogue Nation of Icanhascheezburger is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.071 billion Icanhascheezburgerians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 28.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Icanhascheezburgerian economy, worth 402 trillion memes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,365 memes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Many Icanhascheezburgerians twitch nervously at the sight of nuns, children in school playgrounds can be heard chanting the hymns of the Order of Violet, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case, and city workers have declared that rolling markets aren't good for business after all. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Icanhascheezburger's national animal is the cat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Icanhascheezburger is ranked 127,995^th in the world and 15^th in Memeverse for Most Primitive, scoring -40.62 on the Scary Big Number Scale.