The Republic of Iceletican is a large, genial nation, notable for its suspicion of poets. The democratic population of 186 million Iceleticanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Industry receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 26.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Iceleticanian economy, worth 5.87 trillion Shards a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,541 Shards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Iceletican's national animal is the Unicorns.

Iceletican is ranked 282,457^th in the world and 2,480^th in the Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 49.21 on the Human Development Index.