The French Anarchic Society of Texopolian TRADE ROUTE is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by oratrice mecanique d'analyse cardinale with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, triple-decker prams, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.244 billion Texopolians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Кануйоль. The average income tax rate is 65.0%.

The powerhouse Texopolian TRADE ROUTEian economy, worth 82.1 trillion Heors a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,013 Heors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Oratrice mecanique d'analyse cardinale has just been declared ruler of Texopolian TRADE ROUTE in an international press conference, internet trolls are considered valiant supporters of the right to free speech, Stupidism has been named as Texopolian TRADE ROUTE's national religion, and women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Texopolian TRADE ROUTE's national animal is the Southern Hugolvi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Stupidism.

Texopolian TRADE ROUTE is ranked 130,311^th in the world and 2,758^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 821.59 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.