The Realistic Logical Ideologist of Illusia and Neverendia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by IA with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, sprawling nuclear power plants, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 14.711 billion Illuverendians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Law & Order is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enigmastadt. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Illuverendian economy, worth a remarkable 7,164 trillion Illuverendian marks a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 486,990 Illuverendian marks, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations, major polluting industries have painted a lot of their machines green to give an impression of caring about the environment, and Michelin-star chefs are being called on to prepare menus for six-year-olds. Crime is totally unknown. Illusia and Neverendia's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Schicksalism.

Illusia and Neverendia is ranked 63,558^th in the world and 1,883^rd in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.2 law-abiding acts per hour.