Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Reasonable |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: The North Pacific
Population | 1.548 billion |
Capital | Toastsylvania City |
Leader | Toastchan |
Currency | Rolle |
Animal | Nyan Cat |
The Quasi-Utopia of Toastsylvania is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Toastchan with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.548 billion Toastsylvanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toastsylvania City. The average income tax rate is 86.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but inefficient Toastsylvanian economy, worth 76.0 trillion Rolles a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,076 Rolles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Children are sent to either religious or secular schools, people talk about things being better when men were men, people have become comfortably numb, and serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Toastsylvania's national animal is the Nyan Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Toastsylvania is ranked 283,487th in the world and 6,043rd in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -13.44 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Toastsylvania was endorsed by The Money of Stal Valley.
- : Toastsylvania was endorsed by The Kingdom of Wolffoxia.
- : Toastsylvania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and the Top 5% for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Most Beautiful Environments, Most Inclusive, and Highest Food Quality.
- : Toastsylvania was endorsed by The Dominion of Tragesch Firwat.
- : Toastsylvania was endorsed by The Most Excellent Empire of Picairn.
- : Following new legislation in Toastsylvania, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.
- : Toastsylvania was endorsed by The Golden Throne Room of Ethnon.
- : Toastsylvania was endorsed by The Ecological Assembly of Davidianian.
- : Toastsylvania was endorsed by The Republic of Suvarnavarta.
- : Toastsylvania voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend One Small Island"".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 114 » PlanetMercury, Omnistria, Varisland, Corfad, Esperonia, Darkanistan, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Atrito, Shibutani, Castle In Confidence, New Atlantico, Loutsland, PotatoFarmers, Nouvel Empire, Kandorith, South Parter, Notyoutopia, Petronellania, Great Ignesia, Laforeia, Chipoli, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Southern Moosetopia, Inclement Space, North Bratislava, Ishtimbine, Kranostav, CyberEgypt, Racoda, Love Shack, Jenha, Izern, Walter Jackson, Arucaria, Sil Dorsett, Marlducro, Simone Republic, Sindoesia, Bodhisva, Ovekisu, Kwaj, Bardopia, Lemonbiscuits, Pallaith, Aerilia, New Cordyceps, Neptunian Military Administration, The Iron Lions, Salzcovia, Laurendon, and 64 others.Zandos, Alogiada, The Bikini Bottom Republic, Great Bights Mum, Aguaria Major, Republiqueducroissant, Catalis, Nationeer, Koda-Land, Thought Obliteration, Rex Republic, Siwale, Pinky Queen, Votak Matim, Deliber, Tugupaw, Xiang Dynasty, Armonker, Mystiquelle, Eurocom, United Orange Valley States, Bagojo, IHateRights, Former English Colony, Illusia and Neverendia, Wineclaw, Russila, Furballland, Xagill, Luminerra, Germanic Cat, Zerentopia, Frances Francis the First of France, McMasterdonia, Zelenaya Dolina, Arostica, Oannia, Valiacorkit, Kainin, Ereena, Pribaltic Union, Valentine Z, Ayuzhhhhh, Halsoni, United Kahndaq, Dreadton, Texaska, Altivia, Aoncarpa, Francois Isidore, Hyphen, The New Oceanic States, Eralan, Ubeland, New Lakemba, Dillimore, Yaorozu, Suvarnavarta, Davidianian, Ethnon, Picairn, Tragesch Firwat, Wolffoxia, and Stal Valley.