Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Regional Influence: Squire
Location: The Land of Kings and Emperors
Population | 14.224 billion |
Currency | Sovereign |
Animal | Golden Eagle |
The Empire of Imperial Dispatches is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, triple-decker prams, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 14.224 billion Imperial Dispatchesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 64.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Imperial Dispatchesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,535 trillion Sovereigns a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,944 Sovereigns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.
Wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct, the government finds the idea of having an army to be rather distasteful, the nation was recently voted as the most stylish in The Land of Kings and Emperors, and law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Imperial Dispatches's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Imperial Dispatches is ranked 38,482nd in the world and 66th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,370.15 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Imperial Dispatches was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market and Most Stationary and the Top 10% for Most Influential and Highest Economic Output.
- : Imperial Dispatches was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Imperial Dispatches was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Imperial Dispatches was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Imperial Dispatches lodged a message on the The Land of Kings and Emperors Regional Message Board.
- : Imperial Dispatches lodged a message on the The Land of Kings and Emperors Regional Message Board.
- : Imperial Dispatches lodged a message on the The Land of Kings and Emperors Regional Message Board.
- : Imperial Dispatches was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead and Most Zombies.
- : Imperial Dispatches was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Grand Duchy of Aserlandia, infecting 49 million survivors.
- : Imperial Dispatches was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.