The Corporate Nation of Imperialistic States of Howa is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Omni Consumer Corp with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, ritual sacrifices, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 22.51 billion Imperialis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Imperial city. The average income tax rate is 4.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Imperial economy, worth a remarkable 8,999 trillion Imperials a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 399,785 Imperials, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens, and elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Imperialistic States of Howa's national animal is the Imperial Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Consumerism.

Imperialistic States of Howa is ranked 285,394^th in the world and 10,713^th in Osiris for Highest Food Quality, scoring 4.86 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.