The Armed Republic of Inigo _ Montoya is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its public floggings, rampant corporate plagiarism, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 22.462 billion Inigo _ Montoyans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Social Policy, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Public Transport and Industry are ignored. The average income tax rate is 59.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Inigo _ Montoyan economy, worth 558 trillion swords a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Gambling. Average income is 24,850 swords, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, and record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been recorded. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Inigo _ Montoya's national animal is the vendetta, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Inigo _ Montoya is ranked 234,348^th in the world and 104^th in Equilism for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.49 law-abiding acts per hour.