The Republic of Inner Dandeed Weep is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its frequent executions, strictly enforced bedtime, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 11.562 billion Inner Dandeed Weepians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.3%.

The very strong Inner Dandeed Weepian economy, worth 599 trillion francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 51,859 francs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 196,009 per year while the poor average 9,546, a ratio of 20.5 to 1.

Rap artists are regularly arrested for promoting extremist groups, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, the right to free speech is being drastically curtailed, and Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested. Crime is a problem. Inner Dandeed Weep's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Inner Dandeed Weep is ranked 106,220^th in the world and 3^rd in Global Right Alliance for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,918.93 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.