The Mercurial World of Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Your Favorite Weeaboo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its feral children, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.963 billion Isbjornians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drevesina. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Isbjornian economy, worth a remarkable 5,646 trillion toskovats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail, Furniture Restoration, Gambling, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 332,849 toskovats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

It's usual for grandparents to stay in the family home with their descendants but younger children are often frightened of them, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, the most popular household pet in Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani is the domestic minor, and the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani's national animal is the Golden Lion Tamarin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is paganism.

Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani is ranked 120^th in the world and 2^nd in Forest for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1,064.97 kickbacks per hour.