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The Sick Beat of Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani

“It's often said I should get some girly hobbies instead” Your Favorite Weeaboo

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: Forest

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Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani

Population10.466 billion

CapitalDrevesina
LeaderYour Favorite Weeaboo
Faithpaganism

Currencytoskovat
AnimalGolden Lion Tamarin

The Sick Beat of Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Your Favorite Weeaboo with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.466 billion Isbjornians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drevesina. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Isbjornian economy, worth a remarkable 2,611 trillion toskovats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail, Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 249,494 toskovats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol, absentminded citizens frequently converse with hallucinations, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, and people forget to eat because they are too busy singing Your Favorite Weeaboo's praises. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani's national animal is the Golden Lion Tamarin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is paganism.

Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani is ranked 1,097th in the world and 11th in Forest for Fattest Citizens, with 58.7 Obesity Rate.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 93rdMost Subsidized Industry: 117thMost Ignorant Citizens: 128thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 195thMost Primitive: 210thMost Advanced Public Transport: 298thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 323rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 368thMost Corrupt Governments: 447thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 452ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 502ndLargest Retail Industry: 556thHighest Crime Rates: 644thLargest Black Market: 658thFattest Citizens: 1,097thMost Armed: 1,346thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,424thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,511thMost Avoided: 1,559thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,813thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,607thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,624thMost Efficient Economies: 2,698thHighest Average Incomes: 3,545thLargest Governments: 4,039thHighest Economic Output: 5,956thNudest: 7,288thRudest Citizens: 8,449thMost Stationary: 9,357thLargest Gambling Industry: 11,755thTop
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Most Influential: 14,681stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,621stHighest Drug Use: 22,155th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 9th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionMost Primitive: 11th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12th in the regionMost Stationary: 13th in the regionMost Armed: 14th in the regionNudest: 19th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 20th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 23rd in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 24th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 24th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 28th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 31st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 31st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 39th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 40th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 42nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 47th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani, people forget to eat because they are too busy singing Your Favorite Weeaboo's praises.
  • : Following new legislation in Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
  • : Following new legislation in Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani, absentminded citizens frequently converse with hallucinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol.
  • : Following new legislation in Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani, the nation is constantly threatened with invasion but at least homosexuality in the military isn't a problem.
  • : Following new legislation in Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani, science labs across the country languish in cobwebs as the government turns its attentions to spiritual matters.
  • : Following new legislation in Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani, ex-royals are being greeted by a whole new set of gestures.
  • : Following new legislation in Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Drevesina make great practice for foreign snipers.

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