The Mercurial World of Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Your Favorite Weeaboo with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, vat-grown people, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 18.199 billion Isbjornians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, with Industry, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drevesina. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Isbjornian economy, worth a remarkable 6,130 trillion toskovats a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 336,872 toskovats, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,469,789 per year while the poor average 48,789, a ratio of 30.1 to 1.

The acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community, customers who are not the epitome of politeness always find themselves at the back of the queue, claims adjusters are uselessly vague, and indigenous tribal elders can be recognised by their designer watches and expensive suits. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani's national animal is the Golden Lion Tamarin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is paganism.

Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani is ranked 306,733^rd in the world and 246^th in Forest for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring -5.48 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.