The Socialist Republic of Isla De Militarias is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Presidente Adrianeo Gonzalo with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, infamous sell-swords, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 28.269 billion Militareňos are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palmas. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient militar economy, worth a remarkable 5,996 trillion Riyals a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 212,129 Riyals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is spending billions of taxpayer Riyals to support "struggling" industries, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector, and broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isla De Militarias's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholic.

Isla De Militarias is ranked 15,031^st in the world and 7^th in Valaryia for Nicest Citizens, with 26.14 average smiles per day.