The United Socialist States of IWCA 033 is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its smutty television, parental licensing program, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.196 billion IWCA 033ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 61.4%.

The frighteningly efficient IWCA 033ian economy, worth 350 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,806 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, and the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. IWCA 033's national animal is the tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

IWCA 033 is ranked 226,751^st in the world and 168^th in Radicalanian Workhouse for Safest, scoring 25.99 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.