The Armed Republic of J o Jian Capture Team Charlie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 11.213 billion J o Jian Capture Team Charlieans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.6%.

The very strong J o Jian Capture Team Charliean economy, worth 703 trillion Sauces a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 62,731 Sauces, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 291,439 per year while the poor average 8,114, a ratio of 35.9 to 1.

Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, and military spending recently hit a new high. Crime is a problem. J o Jian Capture Team Charlie's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

J o Jian Capture Team Charlie is ranked 169,123^rd in the world and 1^st in Ceskian 3rd Reich for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 269.94 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.