The Glorious Dominion of Jametopia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Jamie Wolf with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.436 billion Jametopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skarii. The average income tax rate is 88.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jametopian economy, worth 325 trillion Johans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 133,565 Johans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Saying "don't do anything that Jamie Wolf wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, the art of conversation has been rediscovered, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs, and pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits. Crime is totally unknown. Jametopia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Jametopia is ranked 3,925^th in the world and 7^th in The Social Liberal Union for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 21,555.6 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.