The Republic of Jay Z is a titanic, efficient nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, fear of technology, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 14.419 billion Jay Zians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York City. The average income tax rate is 35.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jay Zian economy, worth a remarkable 1,640 trillion 80 million mores a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,798 80 million mores, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted, not having parents builds character, people unhook their phones at night to escape a never-ending barrage of phone calls, and former slaves find themselves being herded onto ships once more. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Jay Z's national animal is the Beyoncer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Jay Z is ranked 30,421^st in the world and 2^nd in Brooklyn for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 6,157.46 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.