The Whatever Republic of Tur Monkadzii is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by John Barns with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, infamous sell-swords, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 7.159 billion Tur Monkadziians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tur Monkadzii City. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Tur Monkadziian economy, worth a remarkable 1,262 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 176,407 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Dictionary sales have hit an all-time high, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, the WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet, and copyright laws have been abolished. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tur Monkadzii's national animal is the horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Tur Monkadzii is ranked 13,979^th in the world and 333^rd in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 342.36 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.