The Imperium of Jixdelistan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by High King Jixdl of House Varonen with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, parental licensing program, and public floggings. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 8.382 billion Jixdelistanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xinst. The average income tax rate is 75.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jixdelistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,108 trillion Jixtans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 132,236 Jixtans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, stony-faced ratings board panelists are unamused by free lap dances, and tabloids coo over High King Jixdl of House Varonen's expected child. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jixdelistan's national animal is the Bidoof, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yanderism.

Jixdelistan is ranked 19,252^nd in the world and 4^th in Magna Aurea for Most Corrupt Governments, with 103.23 kickbacks per hour.