Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Outlawed |
Economy: Strong |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Regional Influence: Superpower
Location: Joint Command
Population | 10.263 billion |
Capital | District City |
Leader | Liard |
Currency | districta |
Animal | quick pink fox |
The District of Joint Command is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Liard with an iron fist, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 10.263 billion Joint Commandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.9%.
The strong Joint Commandian economy, worth 518 trillion districtas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 50,492 districtas, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.
The government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room, voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot, and teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joint Command's national animal is the quick pink fox.
Joint Command is ranked 17,234th in the world and 1st in Joint Command for Most Stationary, with 1,720.95950969632 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Joint Command agreed to construct embassies between Joint Command and Soviet Spawn.
- : Joint Command proposed constructing embassies between Joint Command and Napoli.
- : Joint Command proposed constructing embassies between Joint Command and Quezon city.
- : Joint Command agreed to construct embassies between Joint Command and Guinea Kiribati.
- : Joint Command proposed constructing embassies between Joint Command and The Atlantic Islands.
- : Joint Command agreed to construct embassies between Joint Command and Kaituma.
- : Joint Command agreed to construct embassies between Joint Command and True Waskaria.
- : Joint Command proposed constructing embassies between Joint Command and Odesa.
- : Joint Command was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
- : Joint Command proposed constructing embassies between Joint Command and Nusantara.