Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Regional Influence: Eminence Grise
Location: Riverdale
Population | 9.864 billion |
Capital | Southside |
Leader | Jughead Jones |
Faith | Pop Tate-ism |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Serpent |
The Unfortunate Circumstances of Jughead Jones is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Jughead Jones with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, compulsory vegetarianism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.864 billion Southsiders are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Southside. The average income tax rate is 81.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Southsider economy, worth a remarkable 1,582 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 160,445 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
The government has implemented minimum wage laws, balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists, lion-reed-vulture-hand-reed-mouth is how Jughead Jones is spelt now, and mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jughead Jones's national animal is the Serpent, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pop Tate-ism.
Jughead Jones is ranked 201,462nd in the world and 5th in Riverdale for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 29,201.11 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Jughead Jones was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Largest Black Market, and Most Advanced Public Education and the Top 10% for Most Inclusive and Highest Average Incomes.
- : Jughead Jones was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes, Most Authoritarian, and Most Developed.
- : Following new legislation in Jughead Jones, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found.
- : Following new legislation in Jughead Jones, lion-reed-vulture-hand-reed-mouth is how Jughead Jones is spelt now.
- : Following new legislation in Jughead Jones, balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists.
- : Following new legislation in Jughead Jones, the government has implemented minimum wage laws.
- : Following new legislation in Jughead Jones, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
- : Jughead Jones was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Following new legislation in Jughead Jones, skin-tone prom dresses are more unpopular than ever.
- : Following new legislation in Jughead Jones, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays.