The Prodigious Musician of Kachikawawa is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Monsieur Practice with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 8.428 billion Kachikawawans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pagalingling. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kachikawawan economy, worth a remarkable 1,063 trillion Guardivaris a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,165 Guardivaris, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Widow Twankey complains about being "cancelled", trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy, Moby Dick can only be sold by pornographers, and military units are often seen arguing over which one is truly favored by the gods. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kachikawawa's national animal is the snoring hummingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is y'all need Jesus.

Kachikawawa is ranked 35,945^th in the world and 278^th in 10000 Islands for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,045.21 on the Gilded Widget Scale.