The Presidential Republic of Kadolha is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Neron Poltarosen with an even hand, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The compassionate, devout population of 22.446 billion Kadolhans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kradelas. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Kadolhan economy, worth a remarkable 4,319 trillion Kadolhan lakres a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 192,440 Kadolhan lakres, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one, bowls of milk left on windowsills please fairies and passing cats alike, and prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kadolha's national animal is the Double-headed eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Kadolhan Orthodoxy.

Kadolha is ranked 293,633^rd in the world and 15^th in Slavia for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 577.32 Standard Monetary Units.