The Merchant Empire of Kaiser Jesper is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kaiser Jesper with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and public floggings. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 19.898 billion Kaiserions are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaiseria. The average income tax rate is 83.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kaiserian economy, worth a remarkable 2,629 trillion Kaisers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,155 Kaisers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, the revelation that people were sexist in the past is apparently front page news, and proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaiser Jesper's national animal is the Moneygrubber, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kaiser Jesper is ranked 154,449^th in the world and 3,718^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 592.18 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.