The Republic of Kanashia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by General Kenneth Yatubi with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.626 billion Kanashians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kansha City. The average income tax rate is 67.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kanashian economy, worth 186 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,851 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Long-wed spouses often regret proposals they made when they were twenty, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously", and 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kanashia's national animal is the Stitch, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Jediism.

Kanashia is ranked 23,278^th in the world and 7^th in Anegana for Highest Food Quality, scoring 106.79 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.