The New Red Empire of Creberg is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ivan Vladislav II with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.598 billion bergians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of new Святлоно. The average income tax rate is 81.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient bergian economy, worth 271 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 169,888 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations, burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine, citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals, and there's a bright dawn ahead for Creberg. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Creberg's national animal is the Two Headed Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Islam.

Creberg is ranked 21,748^th in the world and 98^th in 10000 Islands for Most Corrupt Governments, with 94.37 kickbacks per hour.