The Federal Republic of Kanycta is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Cải Bắp with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.954 billion Kanyctans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Napa. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kanyctan economy, worth 650 trillion Savoys a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 131,272 Savoys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails, government bureaucrats devote many man-hours to trying to measure unquantifiables, robosexual marriages are increasingly common, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kanycta's national animal is the Brassica Oleracea, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kanycta is ranked 6,046^th in the world and 114^th in 10000 Islands for Nicest Citizens, with 43.63 average smiles per day.