The Community of Kaphellonia is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kassandra Aetós with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.695 billion Kaphellonians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ikaros. The average income tax rate is 78.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Kaphellonian economy, worth 642 trillion drachmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 83,549 drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, home renovation projects take decades to complete, wars are filled with soldiers wielding machetes and chainsaws for safety reasons, and territories have the right to secede if they aren't happy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaphellonia's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kaphellonia is ranked 36,005^th in the world and 7^th in Atlantis for Most Cultured, scoring 76 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.