The Constitutional Empire of Ivy Rekkia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by HM Elizabeth-Emerald Nicola Cunningham with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 19.566 billion Rekkashians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mollinet-Crayssac. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Ivy Rekkian economy, worth a remarkable 2,909 trillion Qonias a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,709 Qonias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, the comic book series 'HM Elizabeth-Emerald Nicola Cunningham and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, and the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ivy Rekkia's national animal is the Rekkashian Grizzly Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ivy Rekkia is ranked 277,390^th in the world and 6,056^th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -9.72 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.