The Empire of Sergey1 is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Сергей Первый with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, digital currency, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed population of 1.858 billion Sergey1ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of СергейСити. The average income tax rate is 88.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sergey1ian economy, worth 239 trillion Рублиs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,957 Рублиs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, Sergey1's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers, and party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sergey1's national animal is the Волк, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Светское государство.

Sergey1 is ranked 40,804^th in the world and 1,383^rd in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 175.04 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.