The Empire of Tellaveria is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 132 million Tellaverians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 31.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Tellaverian economy, worth 8.05 trillion lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 60,953 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

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Tellaveria is ranked 55,223^rd in the world and 1,246^th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,938.67 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.