The Contested Country of Kaskalherria is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 44.955 billion Kaskalherrians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense and Social Policy receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 12.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Kaskalherrian economy, worth a remarkable 2,770 trillion won a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Soda Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,625 won, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government, and Harry Potter books are banned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaskalherria's national animal is the chollima, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kaskalherria is ranked 108,746^th in the world and 21^st in United Nations for Highest Food Quality, scoring 21.46 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.