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The Bogus Journey of Keanroo

“Excellent!” Keanu the Kangaroo

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: God Only Knows Why This Region Exists

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Keanroo

Population17.348 billion

CapitalBodacious
LeaderKeanu the Kangaroo
Faithtoking

Currencymatrix
Animalkangaroo

The Bogus Journey of Keanroo is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Keanu the Kangaroo with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 17.348 billion Keanrooites enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bodacious. The average income tax rate is 70.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Keanrooan economy, worth a remarkable 1,151 trillion matrixes a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,380 matrixes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, the armed forces pride themselves on being conventional and predictable, and garishly-decorated government buildings are being hailed as the height of 'religious nouveau'. Crime is totally unknown. Keanroo's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is toking.

Keanroo is ranked 29,972nd in the world and 4th in God Only Knows Why This Region Exists for Highest Food Quality, scoring 67.71 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

Top
5%
Highest Drug Use: 4,236thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,236thTop
10%
Most Compassionate Citizens: 15,029thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,034thNicest Citizens: 16,511thMost Inclusive: 16,943rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,459thLeast Corrupt Governments: 20,441stLargest Populations: 21,471stHighest Economic Output: 25,675thMost Beautiful Environments: 26,528thMost Devout: 27,006th
Top
10%
Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Keanroo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in Keanroo, garishly-decorated government buildings are being hailed as the height of 'religious nouveau'.
  • : Keanroo proposed constructing embassies between God Only Knows Why This Region Exists and Metropolitan Union.
  • : Keanroo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Most Valuable International Artwork, Most Beautiful Environments, and Most Inclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in Keanroo, the armed forces pride themselves on being conventional and predictable.
  • : Following new legislation in Keanroo, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians.
  • : Keanroo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Keanroo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Keanroo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Keanroo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.

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