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The Free Land of Khasamenteph

“Hasa yl Myze - Burn the enemy”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Fragile
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Dealmaker

Location: Nihungopatra

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Khasamenteph

Population40 million

CurrencyInfenos
AnimalPhoenix

The Free Land of Khasamenteph is a small, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 40 million Mentes are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 63.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The fragile Mentephian economy, worth 846 billion Infenos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 21,168 Infenos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The credibility of anti-government demagogues is undermined by government claims that they smell like poo, kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli, and military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khasamenteph's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Khasamenteph is ranked 296,301st in the world and 9th in Nihungopatra for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -11.08 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Top
5%
Most Authoritarian: 5,545thMost Ignorant Citizens: 10,274thTop
10%
Most Rebellious Youth: 27,725thMost Conservative: 27,740th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Khasamenteph's influence in Nihungopatra fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Khasamenteph's influence in Nihungopatra fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Enforcer".
  • : Khasamenteph was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Following new legislation in Khasamenteph, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft.
  • : Following new legislation in Khasamenteph, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli.
  • : Following new legislation in Khasamenteph, kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class.
  • : Following new legislation in Khasamenteph, the credibility of anti-government demagogues is undermined by government claims that they smell like poo.
  • : Following new legislation in Khasamenteph, citizens spend millions on microtransactions to feed virtual orphans while actual orphans starve overseas.
  • : Khasamenteph was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative and the Top 10% for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Khasamenteph, political shows are fit for purpose.

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