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The Empire of Shilvend

“Hasis laphadocą”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: the South Pacific

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Shilvend

Population761 million

CapitalMophaisza

CurrencyFasi
AnimalWolf

The Empire of Shilvend is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 761 million Shivakoraz are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mophaisza. The average income tax rate is 66.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Shilvendian economy, worth 63.9 trillion Fasis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 83,971 Fasis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling, onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation, the Mophaisza Film Festival recently voted 'Shilvano Getting Hit By Football' as best film, and murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Shilvend's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Shilvend is ranked 212,512th in the world and 3,925th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -3.07 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,699thTop
5%
Most Authoritarian: 4,907thMost Influential: 5,535thMost Conservative: 14,353rdTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22,349thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,863rdMost Extreme: 27,712th
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Most Authoritarian: 121st in the regionMost Extreme: 201st in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 337th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 465th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 494th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 509th in the regionMost Influential: 525th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 531st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Shilvend was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Mardunia.
  • : Shilvend was endorsed by The Empire of Meglomania.
  • : Shilvend was endorsed by The Free Palestine of Lilli Lands.
  • : Shilvend was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Shilvend, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
  • : Shilvend was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and the Top 5% for Most Influential.
  • : Following new legislation in Shilvend, the Mophaisza Film Festival recently voted 'Shilvano Getting Hit By Football' as best film.
  • : Shilvend changed its national motto to "Hasis laphadocą".
  • : Following new legislation in Shilvend, onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation.
  • : Shilvend was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.

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