Category: Corrupt Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Squire
Location: the South Pacific
Population | 24.861 billion |
Capital | Warner |
Leader | Jason Dowling |
Faith | Yay For Cake |
Currency | Deutschy-Marky |
Animal | Cow |
The Retired Crazy Old Man of Rebel-topia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Jason Dowling with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, strictly enforced bedtime, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.861 billion Rebel-topians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warner. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Rebel-topian economy, worth a remarkable 3,290 trillion Deutschy-Markies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 132,343 Deutschy-Markies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Big Brother is still watching even when your big brother is dead, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, almost all products in Rebel-topia are hand-crafted due to strict employment laws, and the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rebel-topia's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yay For Cake.
Rebel-topia is ranked 135,474th in the world and 2,423rd in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 709.83 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Rebel-topia was endorsed by The Theocracy of Soradev.
- : Rebel-topia was endorsed by The Formerly Great Satan of Neo Kervoskia.
- : Rebel-topia was endorsed by The Allied States of Janoi Donacen.
- : Rebel-topia was endorsed by The Suspicion of Dundea Loea.
- : Rebel-topia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential and Most World Assembly Endorsements and the Top 5% for Most Stationary, Most Valuable International Artwork, and Highest Food Quality.
- : Rebel-topia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Rebel-topia endorsed The Republic of Amerikanisches Imperium.
- : Rebel-topia was endorsed by The Republic of Amerikanisches Imperium.
- : Rebel-topia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration Against Slavery and its Violence".
- : Rebel-topia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Bycatch".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 333 » Darakin, Theorin, Curlyhoward, The Two Jerseys, The Solar System Scope, Hanguk-Nippon, Kiasu-ism, Tsunamy, Pax Dracon, Aidenfieeld, Madhonia, Drystar, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Ridehale, Noire Denholm, Jehenna, Farengeto, Gymnostan, Yellunstryer, Antarctic Empires, Kringalia, Nowa Europa, Southern Numenor, Nova Montron, Sanden, The naked people, Trelatche, Ancient Slobovia, Walloonia, Calistan, Drugged Monkeys, North Kanuckistan, Isokenzar, Wehraboos, USNE2018, Xandev, Amerion, Abarri, A leftover country, Land Without Shrimp, Los Lonley Boys, PenguinPies, Zaelith, Oreo States, Mapico, Fasire, Maeiland, Bleakfoot, Bawkie, Ebonhand, and 283 others.West Pastafaria, Ralphburg, The Worst army of, Shefino, Midand, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Myness, Tepertopia, Phanama, Menesynchro, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Amutien, Myndia, Rad Asia, Itani, Myhomecountry, Doraya, Indolos, Jammlandia, Transtemporal Shifts, SHAYTAN UKHIROSS, Centia Deran, Linden Oak, Freedoom, Anatasha, The Island of Sorna, Fire Islands, United States of Belvaria, Beblahbleblo, Moridine, Saciu, Imperium Sempiternum, Land of Mari, Geekvia, Aurcania, The Woragopiria, The Haughtherlands, Piscantium, Arscanesia, PsiCorps, Nomayuki, Pamela And Hepatitis, Eastern Cenland Anuicalica, Ostavaria, Of the european socialist republics, Ambitchous, Kanatian Percocet, Chernaya Zvezda, Tiazan, Farelonia, Eleuthelrium, Venezia Pacifica, Ever Testing, New Anterea, Great Lothian, Zanforadon, Mavenu, Figlandia, Bonobiana, Gracca, Paganan, Bavaristan, Froshar, Altnavia, Auviantan Outh Islands, Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, Nill Vill, No moking, Seythennia, Tvania, ARIAPOLIS01, Karatengisa, Dakalian, Vuranda, Ugranda, Respackjakenrhace, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, Dereistic, Marnrio, Sordandia, Estival, Goldnation, Holy Free, Dun Frest, Voiders, Sgaana, Valles Stellarum, Doundaly, Kazhinskia, Galactya, Sporaltryus, Gorklibunsond, America Gone Wrong, Eritria, Martzbrieg, New-Javarra, Khnomania, North Pernambuco, Nova Rhodia, Frairrisburg, Uvalor, Unielvan Millorvium, Geploastan, Arlandias, Terran Draconia, Dhemixia, Pepoland, 0200-Gamma, Jantisha, Tanyaland, The Free Falklands, Greater Lamero, Empire of Pekoland, Yugarritia, Kleinwetterberg and Altwetterberg, Alvira, Siberia union, IndustroMiliComplex, Atomic Garden, Hacrela, Astriva, Balisca, Sumina, Ferristia, New Bulacan, Dutch-Gaming-Commune, Dausuva, Los estados confederates de Mexico, Blondiesland, Lynxaion, Las Filipina, West Khazana Finsstan, Afria Thebel, Pabtlau, Ferfulesse, ANuadh, Bloonation, Gonthavnor, Seyja, Cerespasia, Purisect, Ferrumetlapis, Tigrulia, Amerinsca, Signar, Legosia, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Great Scapula, Republic of Rhode Island, Bohenia, Arhanistan, Morian, Kaoia, Asarana, Belschaft, Phyakaran, Blipp, The Ark of Survival, Sea shep, Awesome Imperium, Non-Believers, Lilli Lands, Teasonda, Tioloman, Hazahmkong, Greater Pardonia, Moreana, Emagination, Hadrex, South Venison, Swiss Cheese Wheel, Purestan, Krauanagaz, The Filippinas, Baxingtull, Lowelian, East Endia, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Petea, Luxemstein, Detroxia, HATRED AND BIGOTRY, Eastern Doncaster, Originia, Albend, The Weirdo, Bogani, Shilvend, Swenfia 2, The real Ireland, Anglischland Kaiserreich, Explodeingtnt, Avastotz, Corpoterra, Inner Albania, Democates, Havenwelle, Skwar, The Ginger Lands, Aquila Audax, Monolandia, South Retobi, Zephyriana, Musica Nova, Springwalla, HawkoFon, Mittero, Cofrosia, Karlsburgh, Mercian Legions, Mythora, Espiritual, Vertruse, Ordogomenistan, Diuturnitas, Beneti, Gradivus Albiorix, Nordrune, Aodhan, Eriaco, Makanzar, Eden Novae, Great Ostanian Republic, Gdfsg land, The Culinary State of Half-Jordi, Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvb, Pede Cattus, Republic Empire of Japan, Lupusterra, Upper Ryu Lorty, Kholdan, Ammehoela, Thanitharia, Ustallaa, Gutiterra, Outer Plains, Xanistan, Lans Isles, Jontum, Marre, Vallholm, United Allied Systems Nations, BEEstreetz, Nakayo, Pepperton, The Grand Potato Empire, Philippinessss, Eastern Juble Lux, Satilynia, Sovreign Republics, Nyitrai, Anarco Argentina, Meirenyu, Geneek, Canamerico and Greenland, Qadiworka, Genoxelande, Anglimerica, Kaumudeen, Stelmund, The Xolbarian Opposition, Greater Fennovia, Poguelands, Sedunn, 7 Trees, Haya-Nagatoro, The Founding Citadel, Gwandalis, EIndonesia, Eastern Bahia, Vulcan Acenedcy, Meglomania, Megistos, Cunny Cute and Funny, Antipolica, SharttingToepia, New Amerikan Republic, Amerikanisches Imperium, Dundea Loea, Janoi Donacen, Neo Kervoskia, and Soradev.