The United States of The Polar Reigons is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Mr Polar Bear with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.217 billion Polar Reigonsians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of McMurdo City. The average income tax rate is 73.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Polar Reigonsian economy, worth 149 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,587 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mr Polar Bear has been nicknamed 'Robomop', half of the nation's import/export industry is run from a location known only as 'Dead Man's Cove', construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, and there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia. Crime is totally unknown. The Polar Reigons's national animal is the Polar Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is No Official Religion.

The Polar Reigons is ranked 15,883^rd in the world and 433^rd in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 53.84 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.