The Constitutional Monarchy of Canton Bay is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 485 million Cantonese are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oriental City. The average income tax rate is 65.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cantonite economy, worth 51.5 trillion Yen a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,128 Yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Some electoral districts are without a representative as they are stuck with perpetual revotes, anti-government web sites are springing up, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, and weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Canton Bay's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Canton Bay is ranked 96,345^th in the world and 370^th in 10000 Islands for Most Patriotic, with 15.45 flags saluted per person per day.