The Community of Kierekiko is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by High Chief Piparekiraso with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 9.204 billion Kierekikoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — prioritizes Healthcare, with Education, Administration, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sikiero. The average income tax rate is 82.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Kierekikoan economy, worth 646 trillion chirps a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 70,227 chirps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Old spellbooks are only useful as door-stops or toilet roll substitute, unprotected royals have replaced their corgis with rottweilers, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed, and it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kierekiko's national animal is the sparrow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kierekiko is ranked 53,194^th in the world and 390^th in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.32 law-abiding acts per hour.