Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Below Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: 10000 Islands
Population | 3.42 billion |
Capital | Pyro |
Leader | PM Joseph Hadmirak |
Faith | Zoroastrianism |
Currency | Zelt |
Animal | giraffe |
The Soulgodian Commonwealth of Zebastani is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by PM Joseph Hadmirak with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, enslaved workforce, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.42 billion Zebastanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyro. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Zebastanian economy, worth 592 trillion Zelts a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 173,209 Zelts, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 788,278 per year while the poor average 23,266, a ratio of 33.9 to 1.
The nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles, the nation solves other countries' human rights problems with a generous dose of violence, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails, and citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Zebastani's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zoroastrianism.
Zebastani is ranked 207,000th in the world and 723rd in 10000 Islands for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring zero on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Zebastani was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Zebastani, citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts.
- : Following new legislation in Zebastani, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails.
- : Zebastani lodged a message on the A Taco Archipelago Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Zebastani, the nation solves other countries' human rights problems with a generous dose of violence.
- : Following new legislation in Zebastani, the nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles.
- : Zebastani was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Zebastani lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
- : Zebastani lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
- : Zebastani voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 102 » Astrobolt, Samonaemia, Greater Sus, QuazaFire, Alski, Dustwind, Jaegerpondonia, Raskana, Colonel Terrosit, Antaty, Gewisse, Macrasetia, Fractethyst, Amadians, Amabanana, Old Atlantica, Greater Granskiye, Creberg, Soviet Great Viet, Blogotopia, Reborn America, The Snake Brotherhood, United Independent Kingdoms, Swag Chief Bubba Estate, Chip Skylark, Emor Rebuit, Manneo Varo, Aquachromia, Palman, Western Oceania, The Soylent Green Party, Grimmywelsh, Telseria, The African Emirates, Kiraina, Republic of Ash-Land, Lower Phlebacite, Treeford, The Galactic American Imperium, Ankhion, Killettland, Seranis, The Unidet Of Life, Free Land of Rebellium, Goat Republic, Democratic Nacheadasaan, Anollasia, Taiqar, Tawilasha, Bear Nation, and 52 others.Venvee Republic, Tausend Seen, Wischland, DetroitSmash, New Veemaa, Kalimport, Franconia and Bavaria, Mesyeti, Greater Theowherveld, Coreras, Katitania, Milanisca, United federation of kurdistan, Creeptopia, Ironica Butterfly, Maalemzya, Gosheon, Kanycta, Arr, Ear Exploder 9000, Pavaro, Medetas, Krystalveil, Nuremburgia, Namakan, Kyrizstanislav, Faradova, Dreyas, Selu-Ahare, Izaiya, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, Vallis Poenina, Cathamye, Seantonia, Generic Country Name That Is Available, Defendington, Iontan, Better Indonesia, Volsordia, Danyl, Ishkabibber, The Democratic State Of Josora, Evertopia, Aurum Port, Guyana Francese, Aeuternitas, Zeklandia, Tymus, Javaterra, Chair Co, Minata, and New Kowloon Bay.