The Queen's State of King Sandcastle is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its complete lack of public education and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 22.413 billion King Sandcastleans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.1%.

The thriving King Sandcastlean economy, worth 319 trillion betales a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming. Average income is 14,248 betales, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary. Crime is a serious problem. King Sandcastle's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

King Sandcastle is ranked 191,400^th in the world and 4^th in Male for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -3.16 on the Clooney Contribution Index.