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The Republic of Sri Temasekia

“Onwards Temasekia!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific

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Sri Temasekia

Population4.019 billion

CapitalChanini
LeaderChanin Chanout
FaithChaninism

CurrencyChananin
AnimalChanin

The Republic of Sri Temasekia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Chanin Chanout with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.019 billion Temasekians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chanini. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sri Temasekian economy, worth 455 trillion Chananins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,237 Chananins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, sailors spend their shore leave helping old ladies cross the street, government expenses are beyond compare, and citizens must have a license to operate a computer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sri Temasekia's national animal is the Chanin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chaninism.

Sri Temasekia is ranked 54,959th in the world and 1,203rd in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,020.45 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 896thMost Influential: 1,775thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 4,315thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,992ndTop
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Most Developed: 15,825thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,488thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,238thMost Pacifist: 17,878thLowest Crime Rates: 18,945thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,169thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,549thBest Weather: 19,993rdMost Beautiful Environments: 20,072ndSafest: 23,146thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23,187thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,357thHealthiest Citizens: 24,165thMost Corrupt Governments: 24,393rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,414thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 28,022ndSmartest Citizens: 28,926thHighest Food Quality: 28,926th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 116th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 286th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 431st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 470th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 503rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 636th in the region

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 166 » The Austro Germanic Union, Kwaj, North Bratislava, Great Bights Mum, Dreadton, Bankowiata, Shibutani, Koda-Land, Corfad, Filibustra, Sechiole, Pallaith, Ethnon, The Rhein States, Merconitonitopia, Siwale, Omnistria, Varisland, Former English Colony, Regallio, Wilkshire, Chipoli, Sil Dorsett, Kranostav, Frances Francis the First of France, Omicron Persei V111, The Windmilluminati, PotatoFarmers, Bagojo, Dicko, Oannia, Unsophisticate, AmManies, Salish-Cascadia, Zyvetskistaahn, The Arverni Lands, Cobolica, Loutsland, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Simone Republic, Walter Jackson, Mk Steele, Parpyduckland, Unshleepd, New Xyroxes, Xagill, Intion North, Radicaster, Thought Obliteration, Wolffoxia, and 116 others.Maott, New-Ferytland, New Trisone, Harjad, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Darkanistan, Racoda, Inspiratus, Aguaria Major, Technocratic-european Countries, Vlenkenov, Dem Republic of Romania, Laforeia, Wineclaw, PlanetMercury, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Jeltronian WA Mission, Etanur, IHateRights, Nationeer, Ellbonnia, Blyskalia, Gorundu, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Esperonia, Southern Moosetopia, Austro-Bavarian States, Marlducro, Advancia-Sizzletown, Catalis, South Parter, Deliber, Atrito, Unimaginable Doom, Arucaria, Laurendon, Northern-Kempia, New Atlantico, Frieszia, Singamadri, TamilPesum, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Empy, Pinky Queen, Petronellania, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, KAP03land, Ovekisu, Great Ignesia, Notyoutopia, Alogiada, Castle In Confidence, TyGerria, Inclement Space, Tugupaw, Ishtimbine, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Sindoesia, Bodhisva, Bardopia, Aerilia, DarkMondoria, Republiqueducroissant, Zandos, Rex Republic, Votak Matim, Eurocom, Mystiquelle, Armonker, New Cordyceps, United Orange Valley States, Izern, Illusia and Neverendia, Love Shack, Furballland, Verderiesdre, Luminerra, McMasterdonia, Arostica, Myth Of Saints, Valiacorkit, Kainin, Valentine Z, Fragrancia, Ereena, Pribaltic Union, Ayuzhhhhh, Halsoni, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Germanic Cat, United Kahndaq, Texaska, Altivia, Northern Tatria, Aoncarpa, Nistriabar, Francois Isidore, Eralan, Hyphen, The New Oceanic States, Ubeland, Yaorozu, Suvarnavarta, Neptunian Military Administration, Davidianian, Tragesch Firwat, Stal Valley, Bhadeshistan, Comfed, and Hikki.

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