The Quasi-Utopia of Toastsylvania is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Toastchan with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.564 billion Toastsylvanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toastsylvania City. The average income tax rate is 87.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Toastsylvanian economy, worth 76.6 trillion Rolles a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,962 Rolles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Planespotters are emigrating in droves, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, discarded pennies litter the streets, and devotion to God is only skin-deep. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Toastsylvania's national animal is the Nyan Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Toastsylvania is ranked 5,614^th in the world and 297^th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 129.45 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.