The Dictatorship of Kokolicracy is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, avant-garde cinema, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.277 billion Kokolicracyians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 46.3%.

The very strong Kokolicracyian economy, worth 72.4 trillion Nautiluses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 56,709 Nautiluses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit, state media insists that Leader is the most fashionable leader in Karma, there's a bright dawn ahead for Kokolicracy, and the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kokolicracy's national animal is the Koko Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Kokolicracy is ranked 67,264^th in the world and 107^th in Karma for Safest, scoring 95.93 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.