The Socialist Republic of Krusavich is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mighiale Gearsen with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.288 billion Krusavas are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mensean. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Krusavain economy, worth a remarkable 6,058 trillion malchens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 455,929 malchens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, and preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krusavich's national animal is the ratel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Krusavich is ranked 254,978^th in the world and 299^th in Forest for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -7.07 on the Clooney Contribution Index.