Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Regional Influence: Envoy
Location: Japan
Population | 22.438 billion |
Capital | Pon Pon Pon |
Leader | Kyary |
Faith | Psychedelic Cuteness |
Currency | PonPon |
Animal | Candy |
The Holy Cute Matriarchy of Kyary Pamyu Pamyu is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kyary with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.438 billion people eaters are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pon Pon Pon. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Kyary Pamyu Pamyuan economy, worth a remarkable 4,791 trillion PonPons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 213,556 PonPons, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,268,823 per year while the poor average 16,503, a ratio of 76.9 to 1.
Ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, builders across Kyary Pamyu Pamyu are blocked up with orders for new public loos, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards, and directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Pon Pon Pon as a backdrop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyary Pamyu Pamyu's national animal is the Candy, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Psychedelic Cuteness.
Kyary Pamyu Pamyu is ranked 5,455th in the world and 2nd in Japan for Lowest Crime Rates, with 114.4 law-abiding acts per hour.
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- : Kyary Pamyu Pamyu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Kyary Pamyu Pamyu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Kyary Pamyu Pamyu was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Kyary Pamyu Pamyu's influence in Japan fell from "Diplomat" to "Envoy".
- : Kyary Pamyu Pamyu's influence in Japan rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
- : Kyary Pamyu Pamyu's influence in Japan fell from "Diplomat" to "Envoy".
- : Kyary Pamyu Pamyu's influence in Japan rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
- : Kyary Pamyu Pamyu was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Empire of Great Umamusume, infecting 6 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : Kyary Pamyu Pamyu was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Empire of Great Umamusume, killing 2 million zombies.
- : Kyary Pamyu Pamyu was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Empire of Great Umamusume, infecting 9 million survivors.