The Republic of Kyleton is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Kyle with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 13.197 billion Kyletonians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny government prioritizes Spirituality, although Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyleton. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The very strong Kyletonian economy, worth 981 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Average income is 74,354 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, and asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Kyleton's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kyleton is ranked 49,366^th in the world and 1^st in Kyle for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 4,854.14 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.